21 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (May 7-13)

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) May 9, 2022

Dog brings owner random treasures every time they come home...🐕🐾🧸😍 pic.twitter.com/r6OwpZvNpH

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 10, 2022

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— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) May 13, 2022

dog at the vet named “pecan shortie” is one of the largest rottweilers i’ve ever seen

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 12, 2022

My wife wanted a cat, I said “absolutely not” Anyway, here’s our 14 week old Maine coon. pic.twitter.com/iyiUSj7m76

— Michael's Cat (@michaelscat2) May 12, 2022

Yuri Knorozov, the linguist who deciphered the Maya script, listed his cat Asya as a co-author on his work but the editors always removed her. He always used this photo with Asya as his author photo and got pissed whenever editors cropped her out https://t.co/xZqflZPw4b pic.twitter.com/DBmoY3Ajlc

— Masonic the Hedgehog (@MissPavIichenko) May 11, 2022

remembering when I learned that blinking twice very slowly at your cat means “I love you” in cat and spending the next two months blinking slowly at my cat like a fucking idiot

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 10, 2022

Kitten fighting sleep pic.twitter.com/BSdgRasVhA

— translated cats (@TranslatedCats) May 8, 2022

I hate when someone makes an Instagram for their pet and then spells all the words wrong.
Either your dog is smart enough to set up, build & maintain a successful social media presence or he isn’t.
If you expect me to believe a dog did all this I think he can also spell “hungry.”

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) May 8, 2022

When a dog dies of old age in The Sims 3, the Grim Reaper reassures them with a hug and throws a stick for them to follow into the afterlife. pic.twitter.com/uxTJmb8hmg

— Can You Pet the Dog? (@CanYouPetTheDog) May 10, 2022

I post pictures of myself without any clothes on all the time, and nobody is mean to me. Leave Britney alone and stop being weird about it pic.twitter.com/gFIK5s8Vo1

— Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) May 10, 2022

Today is the international #cake day! #CatsOfTwitter #cats pic.twitter.com/nTZJ5uUqvy

— 🇺🇦Julia Pod🇺🇦 (@JuliaPod_art) May 7, 2022

Smart dog.. pic.twitter.com/J2jrMRAOoi

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 8, 2022

Could be us. pic.twitter.com/V0Utn0U1oB

— Dogs (@DogsTwt) May 12, 2022

Unbelievable. We only rate dogs. This is just a really thirsty hamster. The instructions for this account could not be more clear. Dogs only. Thank you... 12/10 pic.twitter.com/a7PBcAZjMZ

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 12, 2022

15 years ago and now, always best friends 😍❤ pic.twitter.com/k4G5kBZvC0

— Happy Dog (@Happydog___) May 12, 2022

Crossing “make the @Nationals Jumbotron dancing with my dog to Who Let the Dogs Out” off my bucket list pic.twitter.com/PYHKlYyVyI

— Jacob Peters (@JacobNPeters1) May 11, 2022

What dog? 💨 pic.twitter.com/rkcbKgFp23

— Morissa Schwartz (Dr. Rissy) (@MorissaSchwartz) May 12, 2022

(Podcaster.)
~ @thegoodcatboy pic.twitter.com/4hTECsUcoV

— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) May 7, 2022

a tail of two cats pic.twitter.com/V4KccaggER

— dont show your cat (@dontshowyourcat) May 13, 2022

Mood pic.twitter.com/luFUF3Zvau

— Razas de Perros (@iRazasdePerros) March 31, 2022