“This Mueller report completely exonerated the president and therefore everybody on the Trump train. Woo woo!” Strong’s Pirro whooped on the “Weekend Update” segment.
It’s “crystal clear!” she nearly screamed. “No collusion, no obstruction. The report concludes that the president is 35 years old and 175 pounds. He’s got the rugged good looks of Bradley Cooper and he smells like steak and complimentary bathroom cologne. And he’s a USDA-certified sex machine who can wax that ass from dusk until dawn.”
When host Colin Jost mentioned that President Donald Trump might “completely close the border with Mexico,” a completely overcome Pirro fell off her chair. Reappearing, she explained: “Oh, I just get so damn excited about Trump unleashed. Whoa, mama!”
See what it looks like in the video above.