Read These Celebrities' Very First (And Very Ridiculous) Tweets

March 21 marks nine years since the first tweet ever was sent out into Cyberspace, and today we probably couldn't imagine a world without that little blue bird to keep us informed about North West and Llamas and deceitful articles of clothing very important, worldly events. In honor of this anniversary, we've dug up some of your favorite celebrities' first tweets -- before they had millions of followers or any clue as to what a hashtag was.