Man Hopes To Finance Honeymoon By Selling Prized Cheeto Bald Eagle

How much would you pay for this all-American treasure?
An eBay seller is asking 5000 for this Cheeto bald eagle.
An eBay seller is asking 5000 for this Cheeto bald eagle.

The American dream is alive and well.

That is, if the American dream happens to be finding a strange-looking snack food and selling it for exorbitant amounts of money.

An eBay seller known as “bballjuan” - which we can only presume stands for “basketball Juan” - has an edible artifact he thinks is worth big bucks: A Flamin’ Hot Cheeto that looks sort of like a bald eagle sitting on a perch.

Emphasis on “sort of.”

Bballjuan is asking $5,000 for this eagleish-shaped snack, which he promises “has not been altered in any way.” 

Take a gander at the Cheeto eagle from another angle (see what we did there?):

HuffPost Weird News reached out to bballjuan wanting answers to this pressing question: “Are you serious?”).

We have not heard back.

Juan does explain a little about this patriotic processed food in the eBay summary:

“Found this unique piece while I was enjoying a yummy bag of hot Cheetos :). Looks like an American eagle on a branch/tree. Pieces has not been altered in any way. I have kept the piece in a Baggie, and out inside a plastic container.  Happy bidding :). Shoot me an offer, I am trying to make some money in order to go on my honeymoon :).”

But he may have missed out on scoring some real cheddar for his eagle-shaped Cheeto.

Earlier this summer, Frito-Lay created an online Cheetos museum dedicated to weird-looking Cheetos.

It was even offering up to $250,000 for the weirdest looking Cheeto.



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