Chelsea Handler is back with even more reasons why she loves not being a mother.
“I’m sitting here in my spacious home with no children. I’m having a cocktail at 10 a.m., going over some paperwork.”
She also makes an important distinction between childless and childfree:
“[Childfree] sounds like a food restriction. Like gluten or dairy free. I don’t want children in my food any more than I want them in my home.”
Moral of the story?
“Being childless, and alone, are everything they’re cracked up to be.”