Chelsea Handler might as well have hosted last night's episode of "Conan" -- she dominated the whole thing, anyway.
The comedienne sat down with the red headed host and almost immediately got to work insulting him and sidekick Andy Richter. She called Richter pudgy and questioned if he had ever had sex... and then proceeded to talk about a new sex snuggie.
She was just getting warmed up. And not just in blankets. Then Handler decided to talk about her dislike for red heads -- especially during sex.
"I don't have a problem, I just think they're kind of ridiculous. I've had sex with one red head, one time, and it was very disturbing what I saw. It wasn't like your kind of red hair, it was like crazy, curly, out-of-control red hair that traveled in different directions on his body, and it was like you needed sun block and sun glasses in the morning, because what I saw... let me say this. You know how they have this phrase, 'once you go black, you never go back?' Once you go red, you come running back."
Conan was less than enthused. Of course, then she went on to talk about Australia's low circumcision rate.
Still, we're confident Conan won't react the same way to the insults that Nick Cannon did.