You're rich enough to hire someone to do the laundry, Chewbacca. The box-office success of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" is rocketing into movie history, and here you are trying to wash your bandolier like a common Wookiee.
This funny Vine reappeared on Reddit recently, so let it be a reminder for Chewie: If you insist on doing it yourself, try cold wash and hang-dry next time.
H/T Laughing Squid
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