Children's Books Colbert Thinks The NRA Should Update With Guns

"Everybody Poops ... Involuntarily After Being Shot."

On Thursday, Stephen Colbert introduced everyone to the NRA's updated versions of classic children's stories.

"Little Red Riding Hood (Has a Gun)," "Hansel And Gretel (Have Guns) -- it's the subtlety-laden, high-concept work we've come to expect from the NRA.

Colbert has a few other ideas they may want to try.

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