When it comes to office buildings, does size really matter? It just might, if China's main state-run newspaper has its way.
The People's Daily is used to breaking news, but recently it became the news after some dirty, dirty minds realized the paper's new headquarters was starting to look like, well, a giant penis.
The building, which stands 150 meters tall, is currently under construction in Beijing. Due to its rather distinctive shaft -- er, shape -- mischievous pictures of the construction zone began cropping up on China's Twitter equivalent, Sina Weibo.
More than one person pointed out that, with a little creative Photoshopping, the "Giant Penis" building fit snugly between the "legs" of the infamous China Central Television (CCTV) headquarters, sometimes referred to as the "Big Underpants" building.
If you think about it, the two buildings actually embody the traditional Chinese philosophy of yin and yang harmony, writes blog Hug China.
"As the CCTV headquarters nicknamed as Big Underpants plays the role of Yin (negative, female) with large hole under the 'two pants,' the People’s Daily new headquarters are the Yang (positive, male)," Hug China states. "The two key mouthpieces of CPC are really perfectly embodying the traditional Yin-Yang concept."
Phallic puns aside, word of the mockery soon reached China's censors, who were decidedly unamused and set about spoiling everyone's fun, reports the South China Morning Post. Now, Weibo visitors searching for "People's Daily building" are instead met with this message: "According to relevant laws, regulations and policies, search results cannot be displayed."
"This points to both the frustration among young Chinese Internet users, and the sensitivity among censors to even silly dissent online," Reuter's Anita Li noted.
Take a look at photos of the buildings:
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