What we're about to tell you is true: December 16 is National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day. We're not sure who decided that should be a day, but we're betting they own stock in chocolate.
While we love the creativity of this ridiculous, made-up holiday, the truth is that there are some things that just do not need to be covered in chocolate. There are some things that shouldn't even be dipped in chocolate. In fact, there are some things that shouldn't even know chocolate exists for dipping/covering. These are those things.