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Chocolate Porn: 15 Sexy Photos of People Covered In Chocolate (NSFW)

Mmmhmmm, that's the stuff.

A lot of people love chocolate. But that doesn't mean you should rub it all over your naked body. Or does it?

These chocolate-coated stock photo models would tell you yes. Yes. A thousand times yessss

In honor of National Chocolate Day, here are the weirdest and sexiest photos out there of people covered, dripped, and doused in the cocoa-y good stuff. They might make you hungry. Or horny. Or queasy. You decide! 

  • Chocolate coated Tushy
    Oppenheim Bernhard via Getty Images
    Chocolate coated Tushy
  • This looks like a still image from a Lindt chocolate horror film. 
    Tara Moore via Getty Images
    This looks like a still image from a Lindt chocolate horror film. 
  • Why so angry?&nbsp;Hot chocolate <i>too</i> hot?
    David Sacks via Getty Images
    Why so angry? Hot chocolate too hot?
  • XXX Chocolate
    aldra via Getty Images
    XXX Chocolate
  • The placement is just fantastic. How DID they keep it so contained?
    David Sacks via Getty Images
    The placement is just fantastic. How DID they keep it so contained?
  • Haute Chocolate Couture&nbsp;
    Chad Riley via Getty Images
    Haute Chocolate Couture 
  • It's as if someone dumped chocolate on Alfred Hitchock.&nbsp;
    Tara Moore via Getty Images
    It's as if someone dumped chocolate on Alfred Hitchock. 
  • Note the strawberry placement.&nbsp;
    Zoonar RF via Getty Images
    Note the strawberry placement. 
  • No comment.&nbsp;
    amareto via Getty Images
    No comment. 
  • Why consume&nbsp;the syrupy goodness when you can wear it instead?
    David Sacks via Getty Images
    Why consume the syrupy goodness when you can wear it instead?
  • "Miss Chocolate Lecter"
    Zoonar RF via Getty Images
    "Miss Chocolate Lecter"
  • Chocolate
    aldra via Getty Images
    Chocolate
  • We'd be all smiles too if this were part of our job description.
    carlodapino via Getty Images
    We'd be all smiles too if this were part of our job description.
  • The rose is a nice touch.&nbsp;
    Duard van der Westhuizen via Getty Images
    The rose is a nice touch. 
  • The chocolate really brings out his eyes.&nbsp;
    Jakub Marad via Getty Images
    The chocolate really brings out his eyes. 

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