14 Funny Tweets By Chrissy Teigen, The Realest Celeb Mom On Twitter

Chrissy Teigen may be new to the whole parenting thing, but she’s caught on to one of the most important parenting skills ― crafting hilarious parenting tweets. We’ve rounded up some of her funniest tweets below from her pregnancy and first few months as a mom, and the results are amazing. We can’t wait to see what else she comes up with.

there is absolutely no way that labor is harder than installing a car seat, i just refuse to believe it. if it is, i give up
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 28, 2016

Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 19, 2016

if this baby is anything like me, she is laughing and rolling her eyes in the womb at me trying burned-at-the-toe chinese herbs to flip her
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 31, 2016

"it seems like you have been pregnant forever" o really it seems like u have been blocked because i am petty
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 24, 2016

to everyone asking, john is healing perfectly
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2016

no one told me i would be coming home in diapers too
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016

buying myself a push present pic.twitter.com/LmONcG9GHD
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016

Fell asleep with my breast pump on and I think I'm in a different dimension now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 15, 2016

back to "goodnight moon" although the old lady whispering HUSH is freaking weird too
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 9, 2016

She just kicked me in the face and then farted in it. The disrespect!!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 9, 2016

just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 7, 2016

I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning! pic.twitter.com/oQ54mtet8c
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 24, 2016

john just woke up from a nap and asked me what I've been doing so i was like uh taking care of the baby duh
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016

i am missing it all! very busy being a 5'9'' walking boob over here! https://t.co/KUywBfUdpx
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 2, 2016

365 days ago, this. now i am watching an episode of Unwrapped about clementines with my boob out...life is crazy pic.twitter.com/eCGYr6pfBO
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 2, 2016

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