Chrissy Teigen may be new to the whole parenting thing, but she’s caught on to one of the most important parenting skills ― crafting hilarious parenting tweets. We’ve rounded up some of her funniest tweets below from her pregnancy and first few months as a mom, and the results are amazing. We can’t wait to see what else she comes up with.
there is absolutely no way that labor is harder than installing a car seat, i just refuse to believe it. if it is, i give up
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 28, 2016
Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 19, 2016
if this baby is anything like me, she is laughing and rolling her eyes in the womb at me trying burned-at-the-toe chinese herbs to flip her
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 31, 2016
"it seems like you have been pregnant forever" o really it seems like u have been blocked because i am petty
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 24, 2016
to everyone asking, john is healing perfectly
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2016
no one told me i would be coming home in diapers too
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016
buying myself a push present pic.twitter.com/LmONcG9GHD
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016
Fell asleep with my breast pump on and I think I'm in a different dimension now
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 15, 2016
back to "goodnight moon" although the old lady whispering HUSH is freaking weird too
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 9, 2016
She just kicked me in the face and then farted in it. The disrespect!!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 9, 2016
just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 7, 2016
I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning! pic.twitter.com/oQ54mtet8c
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 24, 2016
john just woke up from a nap and asked me what I've been doing so i was like uh taking care of the baby duh
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
i am missing it all! very busy being a 5'9'' walking boob over here! https://t.co/KUywBfUdpx
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 2, 2016
365 days ago, this. now i am watching an episode of Unwrapped about clementines with my boob out...life is crazy pic.twitter.com/eCGYr6pfBO
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 2, 2016
