Christopher Walken lives a charmed life. He gets to do any movie he wants and still gets the respect of America. In his off time, he makes Funny Or Die videos of trips to the grocery store with Richard Belzer and then cooking a chicken.
Oh, and he has two blonde "assistants" follow him around throughout all of this, and as he and Richard Belzer eat their chicken, Walken has a mandolin player strum along behind him. Because he can.
Bless you, Christopher Walken, you American treasure.