In the below photo, Luke Starner of Shooting Starners Photography shows how cicadas would boogie down, if they could. Even though a real cicada party might not look exactly like these crazy hat-wearing exoskeletons, their loud gatherings and kinky moves show that they really do know how to rock!*
*No cicadas were hurt in the process of creating this photo. Molting is just the insect version of taking off those party dresses.