We could have guessed that Stephen Colbert was going to weigh in on the potentially looming pork crisis though. He makes a very valid point, "We're all going to die...much later than we thought thanks to the reduced salt and nitrates in our diet."
Nonetheless, he has a plan. "I am presently building an underground shelter and stocking it with all the salted hog meat I can find," he says. This includes Jon Hamm, naturally.