If there's one thing you should know about Stephen Colbert, it's that he and bears do not get along. At ALL.
While bears are a popular subject of Colbert's "Threat Down" segments, on Monday night Colbert dedicated the entire thing to the latest bear-related dangers currently menacing our great nation (and Colbert, personally).
From "Terminator" bears flipping through all the Colberts in the phone book until they find poor Stephen, to sanctimonious Enviro-bears polluting our ears with green messages, it's obvious that bears are a constant threat to our safety. And don't even get us started on the drunk bears.
Hear all about it in Colbert's latest "Threat Down" below.