Colbert Blasts TSA For Body Scanner Removal, Can No Longer Show Them His Penis (VIDEO)

'How Can I Legally Show The TSA My Penis Now?'

Stephen Colbert got some alarming news recently: That the TSA is eliminating their controversial full body scanner machines, replacing them with scanners that merely give an outline of a passenger's body. And the exhibitionist Stephen could not be more displeased.

"How can I legally show the TSA my penis now?" Stephen asked. "I used to write them little messages in lead-based paint."

Check out the clip from Monday's "Colbert Report" above, where Stephen discusses the elimination of the Rapiscan (pronounced exactly how you think) scanners.

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