Or rather, the version of the first lady played to perfection by Laura Benanti on “The Late Show” does.
“I couldn’t be happier, see?” she told host Stephen Colbert. “These are my happy eyes.”
Here they are:
Of course, Benanti’s version of the first lady is anything but happy even if she can’t quite come out and say it.
“It was so lonely in New York doing whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted,” the fake first lady said. “I called it my prison of freedom.”
Throughout the interview, the bogus FLOTUS dropped some not-so-subtle hints about where she’d rather be and who she’d rather be with... and even showed off a tool that might help her get there.
Check it out above.