Colbert Issues Grave Warning Over Legalized Marijuana, And Pink Floyd

Colbert Thinks New Pot Laws Have Gone Too Far

Stephen Colbert simply cannot believe that not only is recreational marijuana now legal in some states, such as Colorado and Washington, but the state police are actually embracing it -- even telling stoners to listen to their music at a "reasonable volume" within their own home.

"Police should not be encouraging you to listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' at a reasonable volume!" Colbert exclaimed. "You miss all the depth from the song 'Money,' which goes from 7/4 to 4/4, and Gilmour lays down a sick solo based on the pentatonic scale... is what i'm told by one of my editors."

Check out Colbert's bafflement over these new pot-friendly laws above.

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