On Thursday night's "Colbert Report," Stephen had some very special subjects for his "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger" segment.
First off, he celebrated the Boeing Company for deciding not to give married, gay employees pension equal to their straight, married coworkers now that both types of marriage are legal in the state of Washington.
Then Colbert wagged his finger at University of Colorado students, who somehow all failed to sign up for the school's new gun dorms despite them being so obviously awesome.
Check out the full clip above.
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