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Colbert's War On Birth Control (VIDEO)

According to the Fairfax County School Board there is no difference between heroin and the pill. This is why Freesia Jackson, a 17-year-old student in Virginia, was suspended for two weeks for taking her birth control pill at lunch. Freesia seems like the perfect teen: A straight A student who excels at varsity sports, but, luckily for us, Stephen Colbert exposed her for the junkie that she is last night.

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