Colin Jost Of 'SNL' Hates Time Warner Cable As Much As You Do

The main reason I believe in the concept of Hell is because I know the people who work at Time Warner Cable will go there when they die.

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

My new goal in life is to be the Mother Theresa of getting people to switch from Time Warner Cable to Fios.#SpiteSpokesman

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

@TheColinJost Just throwing this out there: we're in full support of this plan.

— Verizon Fios (@verizonfios) June 18, 2015

Hey Netflix,

Want to come over to my place and watch Time Warner Cable slowly die together?

(CC'ing Satan so he knows to expect them.)

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

When I called up Time Warner Cable, a representative said to me, out of nowhere, "I wish Bin Laden were still alive..."#timewarnercable

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

When I asked to speak to a supervisor at #TimeWarnerCable, they put me through to Pol Pot's voicemail.#Directv #DirectvCopaAmerica

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

My #TimeWarnerCable isn't working. The box just says, "Voting For Trump."

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

If you cancel your #TimeWarnerCable and switch to another provider and send me photographic evidence, I will send you a check for $50.

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

For the record, my #TimeWarnerCable hasn't worked in FOUR MONTHS. But in fairness, it may just be tired from blowing Satan.

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

I wrote a long polite letter notifying #TimeWarnerCable I would be canceling my service and they wrote back, "Mussolini cool af"

@TWC

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

.@TWC_Help perhaps you could check in with the 3 technicians who have been to my apartment this week for a total of 7 hours?

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

.@TWC_Help especially the last technician who literally left after shaking his head and saying, "Dat's fucked up."

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

.@TWC_Help or perhaps you could talk to one of the I'm-not-exaggerating 25 customer service reps I've talked to over the past 4 months?

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

.@TWC_Help or the representative with the ID number 2254 who just offered to credit my account for eighteen dollars and seventy five cents.

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

.@TWC_Help or the 4th technician who came a month ago, tried five different cable boxes, then genuinely suggested that I get @VerizonFiOS

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

.@TWC_Help Where should I follow you? To Mordor? What's your exact address?

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015

.@TWC_Help Yeah good call let's try to keep this private. (whispered) "One of your technicians showed me his penis."

— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) June 18, 2015