Comcast Admits It Doesn't 'Give A Fuck' In Perfect Parody Video

Concerned about how Comcast's potential purchase of Time Warner Cable may lead to even worse customer service, higher prices and general hellish frustration for disgruntled cable and Internet subscribers?

Guess what? Comcast doesn't give a fuck.

In an absolutely pitch perfect video from Funny Or Die, a man representing Comcast let's you know just how few fucks the company has to give. Shoddy reception? Too bad. No other options for cable in your area? Fantastic. Throttling your Netflix streams? They just don't care.

Check out the hilarious -- and painfully true -- video above.