*Democracy, Truth, Freedom**
**to live, not to trample the rights of others.
We the people are frustrated; we are tense; and with our increasingly isolationist lifestyle it has been way too long since we’ve had any quality intercourse. Our systems are in desperate need of some sect-ual healing - so let’s have a political love-in to fight the rising tide of fear and hate.
The time has come for all citizens who are up for raw, naked, stimulating interaction to reach out and connect. To tap into our primal needs, let go of fear and social “norms”, rip off the constricting fabric of our political factions, and scream out that we are DTF!
We need sect-ual healing
The DTF Party is open to all comers, no matter your gender, race, religion, or political orientation. We make no judgment over your past voting history. Policy fetishes are fine and open to discussion. All the DTF Party demands is that you are ready to go all the way for our three foundational safety words:
Democracy – the idea that every legal citizen be not just allowed to vote, but helped to vote in every way possible; that each vote count equally regardless of state or district; that Congressional districts reflect the actual distribution of local voters; and that the Electoral College is an outdated form of birth control this nation no longer needs.
Truth – the belief that facts are facts including the fact that “alt-facts” are lies; that science is true whether people believe it or not; that experts know more than some virgin with an opinion; and that the foreplay of research makes the friction of debate more satisfying for all.
Freedom – the principle that this is your dance space, and this is my dance space, and your freak flag is no better than mine so long as neither of them blocks anybody else’s flag pole; that all of us are equal and equally entitled to our kinks; that all comers are welcome and nobody has the right to force their fetish on the group.
Join the DTF Party and stimulate humanity in our world. Writhe up and fight for American values.
And to any politician of any party who is not vehemently DTF from this day forward: we are coming for you in 2018.
Who’s in? Are you DTF?