If you should ever see a stand-up comedian named Steve Hofstetter, just sip your two-drink minimum and don't interrupt.
Watch Hofstetter surgically dissect a heckler who just had to butt in when the comic launched into a routine about how parents are not special. "It takes more effort to order a pizza than it does to have a child," he tells the crowd.
"Bullshit," a woman in the audience says.
You shouldn't have done that, lady.
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