According to Indiana lawmaker Bob Morris, the Girl Scouts are a "tactical arm" of Planned Parenthood and they promote a "homosexual lifestyle."
While the idea seemed to strike his fellow representatives -- and almost everyone else -- as ridiculous, Conan did a little digging into the shadowy girls organization and uncovered some shocking information.
In fact, with their newest cookies, it looks like the Girl Scouts aren't even trying to hide their pro-family-planning, pro-lesbian agenda.