Confused Bernie Sanders Spotted Inside White House Fence Yelling 'Get Off My Lawn'

WASHINGTON D.C. (Goodyear Satire Company)--

After months of relentless campaigning, Bernie Sanders returned today to Washington where he was seen disheveled, standing inside the White House gates and yelling to passersby, "Get off my lawn."

This went on for a full twenty minutes before Sanders, wearing a blue shirt and pants, walked over to the corner of the grass that people had trampled, and began working the soil by dropping grass seeds into the burrows.

When the Capitol police approached Sanders, he muttered something about "kids today" and agreed to take the next Greyhound Bus to New York in order to campaign for the April 19th primary.