We've all heard the old adage, "there's no such thing as a stupid question." That is mostly true. But the Internet is a wide, open, scary place and we have to tell you that in our travels along the "cooking questions" trail, we have found some pretty stupid questions.
The most mind-boggling thing about most of the questions below is that these people were already on the Internet when they asked them, and the Internet is where Google lives. There are so many recipes, cooking sites and how-to guides in existence, it absolutely amazes us that some of these questions ended up being posed in writing. Before you think we're being snobs, or too hard on everyone, check out the kinds of cooking questions people have been asking and just see how you feel about humanity as a whole. Deep breaths guys, we'll get through this together.