Courtney Stodden doesn't turn 18 for three more months, but she has already started making what can only be described as "fetish videos."
The teenage bride channels (and ruins) Hello Kitty in her new video "Hello Courtney," which was posted on YouTube on May 18.
Dressed in a hot-pink tutu and midriff-baring white tank top, Stodden completes her costume with Hello Kitty's trademark pink bow and has whiskers drawn on her face. The self-professed actress, singer and model then proceeds to literally crawl around her house on her hands and knees acting like a cat.
The bleached-blond teenager continues to attempt her best impression of "sexy kitty" by drinking out of a bowl on the floor, coughing up a hair ball, and -- yes, we're not making this up -- playing around in kitty litter.
The video is just plain creepy, and we can't help but feel as if we stumbled upon some weird role-play thing meant only for Stodden and her 51-year-old husband, actor Doug Hutchison.