CPAC: GOP's Best!

NATIONAL HARBOR, MD - MARCH 16: Newt Gingrich, former presidential candidate and Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives
NATIONAL HARBOR, MD - MARCH 16: Newt Gingrich, former presidential candidate and Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, holds a candle as he speaks about the Republican Party's need to innovate at the 2013 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) March 16, 2013 in National Harbor, Maryland. The American Conservative Union held its annual conference in the suburb of Washington, DC to rally conservatives and generate ideas. (Photo by Pete Marovich/Getty Images)

Donald Trump and Sarah Palin and Marco Rubio, oh my! CPAC, always showin' off the pride and joy of America. I was honored to attend such a sacred event. I had to make my accent less apparent because people are only used to the lame stream media Yankees askin' them questions. I am so happy to have found real patriots.

George Washington and the Tea Party Patriots graced my presence. Who knew GW was even alive? Lucky me! But you know, it always comes back to those gays. Did you know, they've stolen the word gay??!!

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