Knife-Swinging Crab Refuses To Go Down Without A Fight

He ain't no soft-shell.

En garde!

Hilarious video captures a crab apparently trying to escape a Brazilian restaurant while armed with a knife.

The feisty crustacean is seen swinging a blade back and forth with one claw while backing away from an amused cameraman.

The 15-second video, uploaded to LiveLeak Wednesday, has led to a range of guesses behind its desperate run.

Many online viewers suggest the crab is trying to fend off a hungry seagull. Others say it's just adapting to its urbanized environment.

One thing's for sure, Sebastian would be proud:

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