Proof That One Man's Creepy Face Changes A Book's Entire Meaning

Creep Lit 101.

While it's still true you should never judge a book by its cover, sometimes the book can be dramatically altered when my creepy, goofy face is also in the picture. Observe ...

"Crimes Without Victims"
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Or perhaps only I know where they are.
"Always Daddy's Girl"
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Which raises an important question. Who is your daddy?
"Cat Wrangling Made Easy"
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Go, my pretties! KILL!
"Small Game Hunting"
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Would you like to play a game?
"DEVIANCE"
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You can't spell "deviance" without Evian. And I'm a thirsty, thirsty deviant.
"Points of the Horse"
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ALL the points, mwahahaha!
"The Loon Book"
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That is all.
Rush Limbaugh's "The Way Things Ought To Be"
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Creepy face optional.
"Ready Set Sew"
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Alternate title: "Race Other Sewing Enthusiasts With Needles."
"Sportin' a 'Tude"
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When you're apostro-feelin' the most creepy.

Wanna be in my book club? Great. Right now it's just me ... and you.

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