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15 Cupcakes That Need To Calm Down Immediately (PHOTOS)

There are things that cupcakes do not need to be made of.
12/13/2013 09:10am ET | Updated December 13, 2013

We would like to say one thing, straight away: we are not "over" cupcakes. We are not fair-weather friends. Cupcakes got us through many a birthday party in our youth, and they are still delicious, even if they did get totally over-exposed around five years ago. Cupcakes are classics. If you hate cupcakes, you probably hate The Beatles AND The Rolling Stones. We are not those people.

That being said, there are some things that were never meant to be cupcakes. Meat, for example, was never meant to be a cupcake. Celery was never meant to be a cupcake. December 15 is National Cupcake Day, and we just know you guys are itching to celebrate. As a warning in advance, we'd like to present you with 15 cupcakes that need to calm down immediately. Please be prepared, as some are little, um, NSFW.

1
M&M Cupcakes
GUYS, CALM DOWN.
2
Smoked Salmon and Asparagus Cupcake
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Breakfast cupcakes? Not like this, guys.
3
Chocolate Pistachio Cupcakes
Look, guys, you have to be so careful when you pipe chocolate icing.
4
Buffalo Wing Cupcakes
Yep. This cornbread cupcake is topped with blue cheese frosting and a Buffalo wing (or nugget in this case). Hey everyone, calm down.
5
Mac & Cheese Cupcakes with Mashed Potato Frosting
Ugh, why did that "frosting" have to be pink?
6
Meatloaf Cupcakes
Whose idea was this?
7
More Meatloaf Cupcakes
No, seriously, WHOSE?
8
Even More Meatloaf Cupcakes
Sigh. There appears to be pepperoni in this version.
9
Cocoa Chili Cupcakes
These cocoa chili cupcakes are topped with cheese and garlic bread. We can't even.
10
Cupcake Cake Pop
NOPE NOPE NOPE
11
Savory Stuffed Celery Cupcake
You know, there are some ideas that should stay in our heads.
12
Cupcake Kebabs
What is this, Sodom and Gomorrah??
13
Terrifying Cupcake
WHAT. Get away.
14
Boob Cupcakes
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Oh, we see what you made these look like.
15
Vagina Cupcakes
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Oh, you're just... oh dear.

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