DISCLAIMER: Do not read this article if you dislike the idea of premature wrinkles caused by cringing, pounding your head against the wall in frustration, extreme second-hand embarrassment or the sensation that you're actually dying inside.
If you're brave enough to read on, all we have to say is: RIP you. These dad jokes are killer. (See what we did there?)
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