'The Daily Show' Analyzes Third-Party Candidates (So You Don't Have To)

“If Hillary and Bernie had sex and someone watched it, it would be Dr. Jill Stein.”

Trevor Noah believes the fight between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump is similar to “Batman v Superman” in at least one way.

Both the campaign and the movie have “left America very disappointed,” he said on Thursday night’s “The Daily Show.”

Noah, a native of South Africa, is still getting the hang of the American political system, and admits the two-party system has him flummoxed.

“When it comes to everything except presidential candidates, Americans have the most choices,” he said, adding that he can walk into any supermarket in America and choose from 400 different kinds of yogurt.

“Yes, when it comes to selecting America’s next leader for the next four years, you’re stuck with two choices: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump,” he said. “Or to put in yogurt terms: vanilla and Sriracha baboon anus.”

“The Daily Show” staffers Hasan Minhaj, Desi Lydic and Adam Lowitt joined Noah to explain the possible other choices facing voters: Libertarian Gary Johnson, Green Party nominee Dr. Jill Stein and independent Evan McMullin.

Each correspondent made their case, but Lydic made have made the best case when she described Stein’s appeal.

“If Hillary and Bernie had sex and someone watched it, it would be Dr. Jill Stein,” she said. 



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