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Darth Vader: How I Quit Running the Death Star to Travel the World

The Force was no longer with me after the Death Star blew up. So I execut fired all the Stormtroopers to travel the world. It was time for a break.
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The Force was no longer with me after the Death Star blew up. So I execut fired all the Stormtroopers to travel the world. It was time for a break.

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So while I was on vacation, I managed to see all those things I had been too busy trying to blow up. Things took its toll on me once I got to Bolivia but now I think I'm a much stronger evil for it.

Here is proof that everyone can do it.

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