Dating apps are the standard now. Sure, people still meet by aiming their faces at each other IRL, but mostly they're swiping their greasy fingers across photos and stalking a person's entire Internet presence before making a move. Welcome to the future!
But there are specific types of photos that are absolutely required to be in your dating profile if you ever expect someone to take you seriously as a potential life mate.
Are you ready to become a dating superstar?
You can't actually get your hands around the moon, silly! Swiping right all day!
You're truly in touch with the world. We should get a drink and get in touch with each other.
This person seems qualified to raise and nurture tinier versions of themselves!
The tie means he won't say childish things to me. Let's give it a shot!
The playfulness of his expression in this photo is directly proportional to the playfulness of his attitude!
MYSTERIOUS.
Whatever, no worries, all good.
If she can love that dog, then that means she can love me as well!
Adulting is fun!
Why would you put this photo on a dating profile if you're not single?
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