David Petraeus To Go All In With Kohlberg Kravis Roberts

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 26:  Former CIA director and retired four-star general General David Petraeus applauds as he makes hi
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 26: Former CIA director and retired four-star general General David Petraeus applauds as he makes his first public speech since resigning as CIA director at University of Southern California dinner for students Veterans and ROTC students on March 26, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. Petraeus apologized in his speech for his actions that lead to him resigning from the CIA. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Wednesday could be the day former CIA director David Petraeus joins the long, proud line of our nation's top defenders cashing in on their warrior bona fides for an Abrams tankload of cash.

Petraeus, if reports from Gawker and Bloomberg are correct, could soon go to work for the private equity firm Kohlberg Kravis & Roberts. He and KKR co-founder Henry Kravis are friends, according to Bloomberg, and "talk often."

Petraeus is one of the few former CIA directors and commanders of U.S. Central Command to be a household name, famous for his self-proclaimed ability to temporarily keep Iraq from completely going to hell all at once -- and for his splashy fall from grace involving sexytime with his biographer, Paula Broadwell.

For Petraeus, the upside of joining KKR is obvious: mad stupid loot. But the upside for KKR of taking Petraeus on board might seem less obvious, at first: How could Petraeus's military career have possibly prepared him for the private-equity game of buying and selling companies? You can't just command a corporate board to load up a company with debt in order to pay yourself a fat dividend, sadly.

The one huge thing Petraeus will give KKR is precious access. This man reached the very pinnacle of the defense industry, was once considered seriously as a presidential candidate, and is on speaking terms with legions of very important people, including current and former presidents of the United States. That's more influence than most humans can ever dream of having. And though Petraeus's personal indiscretions might have killed his political career, they won't hurt him with the boys in the boardroom, to whom an affair with a biographer sounds like two or three dreams come true at once.

Petraeus would be just one of many ex-generals and ex-CIA directors -- and ex-secretaries of defense -- to find lucrative jobs in finance or corporate America as soon as possible after they leave public service. This is not your typical, sad government-private sector revolving door, folks: This is a 10-foot-tall, gold-plated revolving door, crafted by Honeywell in black-site government laboratories to create a rift in the space-time continuum, from which metric tons of cash pour ceaselessly.

It is a temptation that has proven irresistible to the likes of:

  • Frank Carlucci, defense secretary under Ronald Reagan, aka the Michael Jordan of Cashing In. He chaired one private-equity firm, the Carlyle Group, and co-founded another, the Frontier Group, while also serving on the boards of, or having some interest in, a long string of companies, including General Dynamics and Nortel Networks.

  • James Woolsey, CIA director under Bill Clinton, who became an executive at Booz Allen Hamilton, a consulting firm partly owned by the Carlyle Group.
  • William Perry, defense secretary under Bill Clinton, who became a managing director at San Francisco investment bank Hambrecht & Quist.
  • Stanley McChrystal, former commander of U.S. forces in Afghanistan, who has had his own share of corporate directorships, founded his own consulting firm and is an adviser to an arms dealer with connections to the United Arab Emirates.
  • Pretty much all of the U.S. Army Chiefs of Staff over the past 30 years, who have gone on to serve as directors, chairmen or CEOs of many companies, including defense contractors.
  • There is nothing illegal or necessarily wrong with any of this. We can't expect our public servants to live out the rest of their days as paupers. But it represents the cozy relationship between the government and corporate America at its most powerful, giving new meaning to Dwight Eisenhower's warning more than 50 years ago:

    "In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex," he said. "The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist."



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