Forgivneness can only go so far, and those who push the boundaries of good taste must be humiliated publicly. We wish it didn't come to this, but we've held our silence for far too long about the following guilty parties.
WAYNE CAMPBELL: The main antagonist of the dystopian horror film "Wayne's World," Wayne is an jobless teenager who lives with his parents and hosts an unwatchable cable access show. Out of the kindness of his heart, Rob Lowe tries to bring him out of squalor by giving him a real TV show. Rob Lowe seduces the beautiful rock star Cassandra, but in an act that defies all logic, she chooses to end up with the slovenly, irresponsible Wayne, rather than the handsome, successful, multi-lingual Rob Lowe. The only explanation is that Wayne is a sorcerer using his powers for evil.
ANN PERKINS: The villainess of "Parks and Recreation" showed her true colors by not being the kind of woman that Rob Lowe needed in the third season. Not only that, she was too dumb to realize that he broke up with her, and accused him of cheating on her, which probably totally ruined his day.
SNOW WHITE: This Disney witch, who only hangs out with forest animals and is pitied by seven tiny coal miners, sadly escaped a targeted assassination at the hands of her stepmother. She went onto perform a duet with Rob Lowe at the 1987 Academy Awards, and nobody noticed how beautiful Rob Lowe crooned due to Snow White's atrocious singing.
WILL BAILEY: When Rob Lowe left the office of President Jed Barlet on "The West Wing," his replacement as the Deputy Communications Director was the unqualified Will Bailey. Instead of the boyish charm that Rob Lowe brought to the White House, which would light up every room, Will was a total dork who only cared about numbers and calculators and, like, geology or something boring like that, probably. What a huge stupid nerd.
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