May I call you Amy? I know we've never met, but after reading your book, Yes Please, I feel like we just had a two week slumber party*. And after you've seen someone in their hypothetical pajamas, it seems we should be on a first-name basis.
I must admit something to you first: before reading your book, I was never a "fan." It's not that I didn't like you! No, no! I just didn't know you. Your movies tended to reach toward a different demographic than the one I fall into: overworked, overstressed, 40-50 something-or-other-mom-of-teenager-people. And although I enjoyed your tenure on Saturday Night Live, that was when I was lucky to make it to Saturday nights, period. And forget about Tivo/DVR: I have shows from the early 2000s still waiting in the queue. So, please forgive me for not knowing your most memorable sketches and movie titles.
Another admission: I'm not really sure what drew me to your book on the shelf at Barnes & Noble. Maybe because I was so desperate for a "yes" in my life at the time, and there is that big, pink neon, capital YES on the cover. Actually, your entire attitude comes through on that cover: "HELLO -- YES, ME, OVER HERE, I'D LIKE SOME OF THIS, TOO!" Me too! Me too! And as the front dust cover says, "In a perfect world... We'd get to hang out with Amy Poehler..." And maybe all I needed for a perfect world right then was hanging out with you (and, because the self-help section was no help at all).
But truly, after reading (and re-reading certain pages), I want to have coffee with you. I know at first reading that doesn't sound like much. But you need to understand that I HATE coffee. I mean, gag me with a spoon hate. I try it every few years in case my taste buds have suddenly gone AWOL, but the result is always the same: I take a sip and immediately wish I had soap nearby to wash out my mouth. I look like a dog trying to get peanut butter off the roof of my mouth, but much more worried because I'm absolutely convinced that the taste won't ever go away.
Anyway, for you, Amy, I would drink the coffee if it meant sitting and chatting with you about life, love, being the mom to sons (even though I have just one -- which is enough for me), writing, divorce, finding the courage to say whatever you want, the energy to do whatever you like, and the wisdom to be whoever you are.
(I hope the coffee analogy was strong enough to show you how much I am willing to risk to spend a day with you.)
I must have missed you in New York. I lived out east for seven years, although I discovered I wasn't cut out to work in Manhattan: I was a lousy commuter. Afterall, if you miss the train by 1 second, you've still missed the train.
I, too, moved to Chicagoland (still here).
See? We already have so much in common! I, too, love performing (I grew up in the theater and it wasn't until high school that I realized not everyone had the opportunity to be involved in theater. I just thought the ones who didn't were fun-challenged); however, my days on the community theater stage ended when I left Michigan in my late 20s -- something I do miss. The theater, I mean (although, I did have an awful lot of fun in my late 20s, too...). I am 'Mom' to a wildly charming, incredibly intelligent, amazingly talented son (at least for today -- check back with me tomorrow: that kid may have snuck away looking for an equally charming, intelligent, talented mother, and left the little monster behind).
And I am looking for the same answers as everyone else.
Well, not that we're all looking for EXACTLY the same answers: I've never thought of Life like algebra where there's one answer for each problem; but more like an interpretive dance, maybe. You know, it means whatever the hell each person thinks it means, and some of us are lost and STILL wondering.
But more importantly, I want the chance to tell you that your idea of "good for you, not for me" is as close to The Answer to Life as anything I've ever heard! I mean, it is THE BOMB! The ABSOLUTE TRUTH! EXACTLY what I needed to hear (other than there really is a miracle pill for weight loss that won't ultimately kill me)! I know it doesn't answer what IS right for me or anyone else, but it allows some breathing room to figure it out. For instance, I am 100% behind all of my fellow Earthsters -- I just don't happen to share all of their beliefs: They are Good for You, Not for Me. To All the Moms of the world, I support you! Your decisions about what is best for your families are Good for You, Not for Me.
I personally feel that this mantra would solve all the world problems by simply getting people to mind their own damn business, and I will be first in line to vote for you when you run for President. By the way, your impersonation of Hillary is AMAZING! I wonder if she can do an impersonation of you?
You wrote, and I heard you.
So call me next time you're in Chicagoland and we'll meet up. For you, Amy, even for coffee.
*Yes, admission #146: it took me two weeks to read the book. The only time I had at that point was just before going to bed, and I was lucky I could keep my eyes open long enough to turn a page. Give a girl a break.