There’s a big argument going on in this country right now: Those who voted for Donald say: “We wanted change. Hillary never acknowledged us, so instead of telling her, we quietly decided to legitimize hatred in many forms. We cool?”
And millions of millennials said back to them: “I didn’t vote for her either. I voted for Allen Goldwater. Or Gary Borensen…or Jen Stein or whatever their names are. Stop harshing our legal mellow.”
And millions of minorities said to both: “We don’t know if you just don’t get it or you don’t care, but either way, we’re gonna get even with all of you...as soon as you let us vote.”
News and entertainment sites collected scores of tweets from celebrities on the issue. Most of it from the likes of Katy Perry, Connie Britton, Mark Ruffalo – you know, the milquetoast elite.
Plenty of Hollywooders…er, Hollywoodites? Hollywoodies? Sure. Plenty of big Woodies supported Donald. With few exceptions, it seems most of them actually have a crush on the bloated bloviating orange tumor — I’m sorry, I mean President Bloated Bloviating Orange Tumor. From Piers Morgan to Kirstie Alley, everyone’s wet for the Don.
It’s amazing what poorly applied bronzer and a comb-over the texture and size of an Applebee’s blooming onion can do for a guy.
While we could have collected the congratulatory tweets from those Donald Trump lovers, instead we collected the tweets we imagine they deleted before hitting send. Here are some Hollywood Trump supporters, some accused bigots, and a few of our favorite rapists. The following is rated NC-17, M, TV-MA, and W-T-F.
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