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These Delicate Embroidered Collars Are Worthy Of Any Badass Professional Woman

Pop that collar, ladies.

Being a modern professional woman is freaking hard. We lean in, we work long hours, and we do it all while making 79 cents for every dollar a man earns. And we may not see equal pay for 170 years. Women are less likely to receive a promotion than men, and women of color face the hardest climb to executive positions. When we ask for a raise, we’re “pushy” or “too aggressive.” When we stay silent, we watch as less qualified people scuttle up the corporate ladder.

As the saying goes: If you can’t beat ‘em, register your displeasure with pointed collar embroidery.

Fck Off Collar, $27.40+, <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/279087530/fck-off-detachable-embroidered-peter-pan?ref=shop_home_active_9" target="_blank">Etsy</a>
Fck Off Collar, $27.40+, Etsy

While most of us probably can’t get away with wearing these at the office, that doesn’t mean we can’t rock them after hours. Etsy shops WTFembroidery and CollarMePrettyCo have created some fabulous fake collars and collared blouses that complete your wardrobe and express your true feelings.

If you’re in the market for a sassy collar to pop, check out the designs below.

WTF Collar Tips Shirt Blouse, $45, <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/257357878/wtf-embroidered-collar-tips-shirt-blouse?ga_order=most_relevant&amp;ga_search_type=all&amp;ga_view_type=gallery&amp;ga_search_query=curse%20words&amp;ref=sr_gallery_31" target="_blank">Etsy</a>
WTF Collar Tips Shirt Blouse, $45, Etsy
Not Yours Collar, $25.05+, <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/292518307/not-yours-detachable-embroidered-peter?ref=shop_home_active_8" target="_blank">Etsy</a>
Not Yours Collar, $25.05+, Etsy
Middle Finger Embroidered Collar Sleeveless Shirt Blouse, $45, <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/385750244/middle-finger-emoji-embroidered-collar?ga_order=most_relevant&amp;ga_search_type=all&amp;ga_view_type=gallery&amp;ga_search_query=fuck%20collar&amp;ref=sr_gallery_30" target="_blank">Etsy</a>
Middle Finger Embroidered Collar Sleeveless Shirt Blouse, $45, Etsy
Bitch Please Embroidered Collar Tips Shirt Blouse, $45, <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/257360200/bitch-please-embroidered-collar-tips?ga_order=most_relevant&amp;ga_search_type=all&amp;ga_view_type=gallery&amp;ga_search_query=curse%20collar&amp;ref=sr_gallery_7" target="_blank">Etsy</a>
Bitch Please Embroidered Collar Tips Shirt Blouse, $45, Etsy
Grrrl Power Collar, $23.48, <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/279089196/grrrl-power-detachable-embroidered-peter?ref=shop_home_active_7" target="_blank">Etsy</a>
Grrrl Power Collar, $23.48, Etsy
Fck Off Collar, $27.49+, <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/292600375/fck-off-detachable-embroidered-peter-pan?ref=shop_home_active_4" target="_blank">Etsy</a>
Fck Off Collar, $27.49+, Etsy
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