Hillary Clinton:
- Clinton For President: Calm Down, It's Not Who You Think
- Hillary Clinton: Secretly Gay, But Isn't Everyone?
- Clinton In '08: Don't Stop Thinking About 8 Years Ago
- Hillary Clinton: Fighting For What 51% Of Polled Americans Believe In
- Vote For Hillary: Couldn't Fuck An Intern If She Tried
John Edwards:
- John Edwards: Beating A Dead Horse Since 1998
- Vote For Edwards: Or Just Wait Until He's Vice President
- Edwards In '08: There Are Two Americas, And Neither One's Voting For Him
- John Edwards: America's Least-Favorite Horatio Alger Story
- Vote For Edwards: Just A Regular Hard-Working American With A 6 Million Estate On 100 Acres
Dennis Kucinich:
- Kucinich For President: Christ, Again?
- Dennis Kucinich: Makes Dean Look Like Fucking FDR
- Kucinich In '08: Seriously, Why Are They Letting This Happen?
- Vote For Kucinich: Oh, That's Right, Because Hippies Can Vote
- Dennis Kucinich: Five Foot Seven, Two Divorces, Zero Chance
Barack Obama:
- Vote For Obama: It's As Close As You'll Ever Get To Making A Black Friend
- Barack Obama: Breaking Your Heart Into Millions Of Teeny, Tiny Pieces
- Obama In '08: It Does Seem A Little Soon, Doesn't It?
- Barack Obama: Like McGovern, Only Black. And Inexperienced. And A Smoker.
- Obama In '08: Because There Might Not Be Much Left In 2012