Spot-On Descriptions Of Babies That Are Only 3 Words Long

There are millions of words in hundreds of languages to describe babies. A trending hashtag had people doing it in only three.

The hashtag #DescribeBabiesIn3Words has resulted in short descriptions of tiny humans that were sweet, hilarious, and totally relatable. Whether they mentioned their cuteness ("cuddly joyful bundles") or their devious ways of interrupting slumber ("little sleep thieves"), this is how some parents and non-parents of the Twitter universe described babies.

Babies are fun to look at and are generally soft and cuddly:

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words So. Freaking. ADORABLE. ♥
— Breyana Simone ✨ (@_musiqisLIFE) July 16, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words beautiful and new
— Chelle (@ChelleSallis) July 17, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words cuddly joyful bundles
— Paula Calvanico (@paulacalvanico) July 17, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words Cuteness in blankets ❤️
— Ariel 夢 (@supergirlnusa) July 17, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words Cute Cuddly Cherubs
— Nicole Coutinho (@nicmarcou08) July 17, 2015

Cute drooling miracles #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— J.Moore (@Jayemmbee23) July 16, 2015

Cuddly little terrors #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— Nicklekids (@Nicklekids) July 16, 2015

They are expensive and talented in making sure you don't get too much sleep. They also cry a lot:

Expensive little blessings #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— Dianne (@Di_Larri31) July 16, 2015

Expensive alarm clocks #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— Invalid Litter Dept. (@NathanOMalia) July 16, 2015

@almightygod #DescribeBabiesIn3Words little sleep thieves
— The Shogster (@TheShogster) July 17, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words Many sleepless nights.
— B.J. Titzenbier (@BJTitzenbier) July 16, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words Expensive crying machines.
— Not Maryland (@Fleureci) July 16, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words too much crying
— Classic Mann (@FearThee_Uknown) July 16, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words stop crying please
— Cupcake (@HellishCupcake) July 16, 2015

They poop. Like, a lot:

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words Little Poop Factories
— scott olson (@scottaolson) July 16, 2015

Squishy pooping miracles #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— Emily Morrow (@BigEmilee) July 16, 2015

Cute giggling poopers. #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— Eva Michaylin (@Rocker2347) July 17, 2015

Ultimate Poop Machines #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— Nick DiBella (@NickDiBella) July 17, 2015

Many users had the same idea. They just changed it up when it came to the last adjective:

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words Eat 🍼, Sleep 😴, Poop 💩
— Rachel Baumgarten (@baumgarten32) July 17, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words Eat, Sleep, Crap.
— Christopher Prins (@TheSocialTogger) July 17, 2015

Eat, Sleep & Excrete 😆 #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— Katisha Burt (@presstheishu) July 17, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words EAT SLEEP SHIT
— reioko007 (@reioko007) July 16, 2015

There's nothing easy about taking care of babies.

Bloody hard work #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— ƧИIᙠИIЯᎮ (@GrinBins) July 17, 2015

But they're definitely worth it.

Worth every sacrifice. #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— mc (@newaverage) July 17, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words greatest little creatures ❤😭
— Quinn (@quuinalin) July 16, 2015

#DescribeBabiesIn3Words - Infinite true love <3
— StephanieJo (@SJVanDHagen) July 17, 2015

Best thing ever. #DescribeBabiesIn3Words
— Bethany Eskro (@beandme09) July 16, 2015

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Babies are fun to look at and are generally soft and cuddly:

They are expensive and talented in making sure you don't get too much sleep. They also cry a lot:

They poop. Like, a lot:

Many users had the same idea. They just changed it up when it came to the last adjective:

There's nothing easy about taking care of babies.

But they're definitely worth it.

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