A woman hears her phone buzz. She looks down, and sees that she has a new text -- from a dude! She opens the message,and it's a grainy photo of said man's penis, better known as a "dick pic." So, what's her initial reaction? Comedian Janet Silverman is here to enlighten us.
Silverman had never received or seen a dick pic, so her friends put together an 89-picture slideshow of them, and Silverman filmed her reactions.
A sampling of her thoughts:
"I'm not a size queen or anything... but this one's very short."
"The first thing I thought right now was: gerbil."
"This reminds me of a scary movie."
If this doesn't serve as a PSA for not sending photos of your private parts, we're not sure what will.
(The video is totally SFW.)
[H/T The Hairpin]
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