Form letters by nature aren’t the most personal means of communicating. But sometimes, the situation calls for it. So if you’re ever on the receiving end of an unwanted dick pic, one British woman has created the perfect response.
The form letter, which was posted on Facebook over the summer by Sarah-Louise Jordan and has recently gone viral, is creative enough to give any man a shrinking feeling:
Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time.”
The letter also offers a special report with personalized booklets such as “Better Ways To Deal With Your Sexual Frustration” and “How To Dress Your Penis For Social Media (A Rough Guide To Pants).”
Read the full letter, posted on Facebook, below:
“The idea just nudged me in the middle of the night,” Jordan told Mashable. “It’s so impolite to send a dick pic so it struck me as funny to write something which was the complete opposite of that, while still being a bit sassy.”
Needless to say, the dick pic sender did not respond to her offer.