Dildo Drone Is The Flying Penis Gadget You Know You Want (NSFW)

The must-have gizmo for multitasking masturbators is penetrating the Internet.

According to the promotional video below, the Dildo Drone is hands-free, allowing users to simultaneously indulge in other pleasures, like eating burgers and drinking beer.

In our universe, it's so real because we so so so want it to be. But in the real world, sadly, it's a gag perpetrated by Michael Krivicka, aka @whoisthebaldguy. He also brought us the Dildo Selfie Stick.