Walt Disney envisioned Disneyland as a place of happiness ― a colorful respite from all the increasing madness in this world. His American Eden was never supposed to be a place of temptation to forbidden evil.
And yet, Disneyland has been beset by the darkest of moments.
Someone caught Goofy kissing Minnie Mouse. And that someone was Mickey.
Gawker shared this tweet without explanation earlier this week and few publications have picked up the story since.
Twitter user Flower did not respond to a request for an interview from The Huffington Post.
“Looks like someone was just goofin’ around,” Mongello responded over email to our very serious request for a comment.
As the investigative trail has gone cold, looks like Goofy is going to get away with this crime against humanity.
If you see Mickey Mouse around at an event or theme park, console him during these tough times.