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These Divorce Cakes Are Nothing Short Of Batsh*t Crazy (PHOTOS)

Move over, wedding cakes. There's a new cake in town -- it's the divorce cake, and it's about 500 times crazier than you.

Below, 12 of the most over-the-top (and in some cases, "Human Centipede 2"-level frightening) cake homages to calling it quits we've ever seen.

You really outdid yourself, crazy exes.

Nothing says "I'm over you" like a cake covered in teeny penises. Embittered score: 2 out of 5

Your ex was a monster. You need a cake that aptly conveys that. Embittered score: 3 out of 5

A mid-life crisis in cake form. Embittered score: 3 out of 5


It's saying something that this is the most understated divorce cake we've ever seen. Embittered score: 1 out of 5

Severed ex heads are a classic divorce cake touch. Embittered score: 5 out of 5

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Because gender equality. Embittered score: 3 out of 5

Mmm, delicious ball and chain. Embittered score: 2 out of 5

Apparently, the grass is not greener on the other side. Embittered score: 3 out of 5

Extra points for what we assume is DIY (and for the choice of cheesecake). Embittered score: 3 out of 5

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A hit with seven-year-old boys and crazy ex-wives alike. Embittered score: 4 out of 5

The Carrie Bradshaw of divorce cakes. Embittered score: 3 out of 5

The divorce cake to end all divorce cakes. Embittered score: 5 out of 5

Click through the slideshow below to see even more ridiculous divorce cakes.

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