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This DJ Drops The Epic Basis For A New Turnt (Book) Club

Papa Hemingway, that's a fierce drop!

Comedy group Garlic Jackson introduces you to an entirely new clubbing experience. It's literally literary. (Read: Books.)

 

 

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  • Giant googly eyes for your car.
    "Giant googly eyes. The best online purchase I have made yet."
    "Giant googly eyes. The best online purchase I have made yet."
  • Entrance into a marathon.
    "Better start training then hehehe... eh."
    "Better start training then hehehe... eh."
  • The Time magazine cover mirror from "The Big Lebowski."
    "As far as drunk purchases go... I think I did okay on this one."
    "As far as drunk purchases go... I think I did okay on this one."
  • A ball pit.
    "A friend of mine ordered this one night after a large quantity of wine."
    "A friend of mine ordered this one night after a large quantity of wine."
  • 600 whippits.
    "Welp, I've done it again. Apparently 240 whippits was not enough."
    "Welp, I've done it again. Apparently 240 whippits was not enough."
  • A Simpsons Mr. Sparkle T-shirt.
    "Best drunk purchase of my life!"
    "Best drunk purchase of my life!"
  • A World War II Nazi soldier silverware set.
    "What's your latest drunk buy. Here's mine."
    "What's your latest drunk buy. Here's mine."
  • A Pineapple coring tool.
    "Admittedly, it's awesome and life-changing."
    "Admittedly, it's awesome and life-changing."
  • A ninja sword.
    My drunk purchase from Thursday arrived today."
    My drunk purchase from Thursday arrived today."
  • A Nicolas Cage autograph.
    "Best drunk purchase I've ever made. Our lord's signature."
    "Best drunk purchase I've ever made. Our lord's signature."
  • Or better yet, a Nicolas Cage modern art piece.
    "Best drunk art fair purchase ever."
    "Best drunk art fair purchase ever."
  • A kitty sweater.
    "Best drunk purchase in a while."
    "Best drunk purchase in a while."
  • 72 Chinese finger traps and a knife.
    "There is a correlation here, but I don't know what it is."
    "There is a correlation here, but I don't know what it is."
  • Or even better than that, a Wu-Tang Clan knitted sweater.
    "Sometimes drunk purchases aren't so bad."
    "Sometimes drunk purchases aren't so bad."
  • A Shrek racing jacket
    "Sometime I drink and then order things online."
    "Sometime I drink and then order things online."
  • A statue of the Predator made out of old bike parts.
    "I would make that purchase sober."
    "I would make that purchase sober."
  • A Tricera-top for your dog.
    "Went online shopping while drunk... now I own a jurassic pug."
    "Went online shopping while drunk... now I own a jurassic pug."
  • A T-shirt with your own beard selfie on it.
    [No comment.]
    [No comment.]
  • A ... whatever the hell this painting is.
    "This was a case of drunk eBaying."
    "This was a case of drunk eBaying."

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